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Brandon Cast in DC Cab 2

Brandon Cast in DC Cab 2

Brandon just received word that he will be playing rebellious cabbie Richard ‘Dick’ Hertz in the upcoming sequel to the acclaimed and beloved DC Cab*. He will be the wise-cracking sidekick of Samson (Mr. T) who now owns the Taxi service and must defend it against a horde of blood-thirsty zombie clones (all played by Dane Cook.)

 

*completely fictional- skip the trip to fandango.com, this project doesn’t exist.
TV appearance this Friday!

TV appearance this Friday!

Brandon will be appearing on this Friday’s Shecky Blumpkin Show* as part of a skit about the wild and wonderful world of euthanasia. The show airs Friday, September 25th at 9pm. Don’t miss it!   *completely fictional- wouldn’t it be hilarious if there was a guy named Shecky Blumpkin though?

Brandon kills it in latest gig

Brandon kills it in latest gig

Brandon’s last gig was unbelievable!*  Everyone got so drunk and everyone’s standards were so low that I would not be surprised if you managed to get some sack time with someone completely out of your league on that particular evening. Brandon says you’re welcome!!!   *I wasn’t actually there but this is how I imagineContinue Reading